everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
no more duck duck goose at the bar
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I came so hard my ears popped.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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