I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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