Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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