was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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