During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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