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(313): View more from Michigan

oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing

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(514): View more from Quebec

i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them

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the remaining ten - you weren't in

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(651): View more from Minnesota

drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love

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(813): View more from Florida

Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.

(1-813): View more from Florida

I ordered a moonbounce.

(813): View more from Florida

Fuck, you win.

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(678): View more from Georgia

My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch

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(613): View more from Ontario

I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.

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(602): View more from Arizona

Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?

(602): View more from Arizona

Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.

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(928): View more from Arizona

My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?

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