Your tits are I can't wait for
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
