hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
sarcasm needs its own font
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Randomize
