12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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