She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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