it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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