1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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