Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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