We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
When are your genitals available?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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