idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
