man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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