question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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