If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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