She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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