Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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