Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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