Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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