I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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