Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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