Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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