i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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