just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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