If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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