so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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