your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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