so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Randomize
