Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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