I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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