my soul wont recognize me after tonight
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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