Jerry, you need to find god
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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