i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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