Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Randomize
