Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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