My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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