He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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