That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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