did you get engaged???
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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