The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
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