i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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