so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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