Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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