Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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