wat bout pragnant strippers??
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
