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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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