Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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