Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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