he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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