You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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