You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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