dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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