In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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