He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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