Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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