I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Welp...herpes.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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