So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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