He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
My friends, they love my intelligence
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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