My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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